On the pro-vaccine side – and not everyone does this, but I saw it enough for it to make me really uncomfortable – is a tendency to accuse people who are wary of vaccination of being stupid and not understanding science. – Eula Biss
In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it. – Norm MacDonald
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid. – Nick Swardson
Like wars, forest fires and bad marriages, really stupid laws are much easier to begin than they are to end. – Matt Taibbi
I don’t want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to be a grown-up and take care of my family. – Penn Jillette
I am against censorship. I don’t think there is anything more stupid than censorship. – Nelson Algren
For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal. – Carl Bernstein
‘Hansel and Gretel’ is one of the scariest stories ever written! Psychotic mother; stupid, inane father. – Maurice Sendak
I don’t like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically. – Enrique Iglesias
If we didn’t have the Albanian entrepreneurial spirit and financial support from the diaspora, this stupid political class would have destroyed the country by now. – Fatos Nano
I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I want to move to Outer Mongolia. I want to milk a yak. Maybe I’ll just settle for a cow. – Dave Matthews
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. – Dave Barry
Yeah, I was a delinquent. It was when I was in the ninth grade. I was doing stupid stuff, and the cops came into the class. I was humiliated more than anything. – Dwayne Johnson
This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn’t the best attacking midfielder in the country – much as I hate Man. U! – Nick Moran
When we were making ‘Arrested Development,’ it was the hardest thing I’d ever done. You know, nobody was watching. We weren’t getting feedback. The job wasn’t paying very well. But the one thing I did feel confident about was: No one will ever be able to do this again. Because no one would be stupid enough to try. – Mitchell Hurwitz
There’s so much talk about the drug generation and songs about drugs. That’s stupid. They aren’t songs about drugs; they’re about life. – Cass Elliot
Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it. – Emile M. Cioran
I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to keep going. – Mary Leakey
The most important thing to me with any politician is that they don’t start wars, but education is a big part of that, too, because educated people are less likely to do stupid, violent things. – Flea
The role of a goalkeeper is difficult to judge, above all if you haven’t been a goalkeeper. It’s like me giving an opinion on someone’s job without having had any experience in their sector. You start to realise how many stupid things are said and written about goalkeepers. – Gianluigi Buffon
Out of 3,500 students in my high school, I was the only openly professing Christian kid. Obviously there were challenges. ‘Only old and stupid people believe.’ – Miroslav Volf
My mum’s always on at me to have children and blames ‘that stupid stage thing you do’ for me not already having a family. – Paloma Faith
Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid. – Mark Hoppus
I remember once being told by a casting person, years ago, that I shouldn’t pursue a career in the business because of the color of my skin. The fact that I remember it today means it stuck with me. I thought that was really stupid advice and advice nobody should ever give someone. – Manish Dayal
Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid. – P. J. O’Rourke
I’m always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they’re often not very stupid in hindsight. – Penn Jillette
My parents moved around Stockton and Lodi. I had a lot of anxiety about jumping into another classroom. They were always putting me in special ed. But I was smart; I wasn’t like these kids in the special-ed classes. But it would make me feel a little bit stupid. – Nate Diaz
