The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show. – Graham Norton
I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me. – Dick Cavett
If we were to do the Second Coming of Christ in color for a full hour, there would be a considerable number of stations which would decline to carry it on the grounds that a Western or a quiz show would be more profitable. – Edward R. Murrow
All the dogs I have are German shepherds from Germany, and I fly them back to Germany to show them. – George Foreman
The notion of being on a cop show was appealing, just because it’s one of those tick boxes in a career. – Dallas Roberts
I couldn’t bloody believe a prime-time TV show would have an Iraqi ex-Republican Guard torturer as a main character. – Naveen Andrews
Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen. – Dick Cavett
One of the things you have to get used to, working on a TV show, is filming out of sync. – Gina Bellman
Let them show me a cottage where there are not the same vices of which they accuse the courts. – Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it’s satirizing the people who watch MTV. – Mike Judge
My perspective was always being on a number one show doesn’t mean anything if I’m not still working consistently at 40 to 50 and 60 years old. – Malcolm-Jamal Warner
A Republic without parties is a complete anomaly. The histories of all popular governments show absurd is the idea of their attempting to exist without parties. – Franklin Pierce
So there was always a stunt coordinator on those films that was from Stunts Unlimited and I was just one of the young warriors from Stunts Unlimited that got to be a part of it because it was a big show and they needed a lot of guys. – David R. Ellis
Every show on television has a downward trend because there are so many more things to watch. You can only deal with what is the benchmark of a hit series and ‘Survivor’ clearly remains a hit series. – Mark Burnett
I used to be a mean maniac. Someone once threw a firecracker at a show and I jumped off the side of the stage and whacked ’em on the side of the head. – Dick Dale