The safest person to have sex with is yourself. You don’t have to have sex with someone to show them you care.
– Bath and North East Somerset Council
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the sex videos that lofted them into reality-TV notoriety. Once notoriety has warmed into familiarity, celebrity itself becomes one big ‘Brady Bunch’ reunion, or a therapy session with Dr. Drew.
– James Wolcott