Western man is schizophrenic.
– J. B. Priestley
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
– Oscar Levant
If I lived in L.A., I’d be schizophrenic after a week.
– Matthew Goode
I don’t know anybody that’s not emotionally unstable or schizophrenic.
– Lauryn Hill
I’m a schizophrenic writer.
– Lynn Nottage