Sandwich Quotes

Lucy van Pelt: Why don’t you be a good little brother and go make me a jelly bread sandwich? If you don’t I’m going to leap on you and pound you right through the floor! So why don’t you make me that jelly-bread sandwich, huh? Please, dear brother?
Linus van Pelt: (heading off for the kitchen) When someone asks you that nicely, how can you refuse?

– Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts.

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.

– James Wolcott

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

– Jack Black

Hors D’oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

– Jack Benny

I made the first sandwich before entering college.

– Fred DeLuca

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

– Mario Diaz-Balart

It’s a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.

– Daniel Craig

Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

– David Sax

I eat a lot. I’m a big sandwich dude. Turkey, mayonnaise, mustard, cheese, yes. I love craft services.

– Jason Mitchell

I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn’t nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy.

– Kathy Freston

When I’m at craft services, I make the best-tasting, 10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread.

– Kellan Lutz

I’m not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things.

– Lady Gaga

A month before the season, I don’t order fries with my club sandwich.

– Mario Lemieux

I make a mean tuna fish sandwich.

– Ryan Gosling

I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

– Stephan Pastis

Enjoy every sandwich.

– Warren Zevon