I like getting ‘Times’ articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words. – Hannibal Buress
So often is the virgin sheet of paper more real than what one has to say, and so often one regrets having marred it. – Harold Acton
I put a piece of paper under my pillow, and when I could not sleep I wrote in the dark. – Henry David Thoreau
I would write a scientific paper with the devil, if it was on high temperatures. The fellow’s probably an authority. – Henry Eyring
It’s not hard to tell we was poor – when you saw the toilet paper dryin’ on the clothesline. – George Lindsey
E-books are preferable to paper; they can be delivered instantly. In many cases, they’re cheaper; you can buy them with the press of a button. – J. A. Konrath
Basic dictionaries no longer belong on paper; the greatest, the ‘Oxford English Dictionary,’ has nimbly remade itself in cyberspace, where it has doubled in size and grown more timely and usable than ever. – James Gleick
Even clingfilm – if it’s gone over a salad bowl, take it off, use it again. I wash out carrier bags; I save brown paper from parcels. I save string; I save ribbons. I separate all my bits and pieces. – Joanna Lumley
Rag paper, containing hemp fiber, is the highest quality and longest lasting paper ever made. It can be torn when wet, but returns to its full strength when dry. – Jack Herer
Of course, relative citation frequencies are no measure of relative importance. Who has not aspired to write a paper so fundamental that very soon it is known to everyone and cited by no one? – Abraham Pais
I have oft-times been besought, by divers gentlemen, to set down on paper what I have beheld through my newly invented microscopia, but I have generally declined. – Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
When we sell paper in Asia, we sell them things such as their corrugator rolls as well as paper. – Anthony Pratt
In the little hall leading to it was a rack holding various Socialist or radical newspapers, tracts, and pamphlets in very small print and on very bad paper. The subjects treated were technical Marxist theories. – Agnes Smedley
There is more to folklore research than fieldwork. This is why in all of my other upper-division courses I require a term paper involving original research. – Alan Dundes
I never read. The paper or anything. I watch a lot of movies, and TV series and stuff. But I never, never read. – Andy Murray
I’m always writing lyrics. I have so many lyrics on so many stray pieces of paper. Everywhere. – Abbie Cornish
Machines aren’t replacing proofreaders at all. Copy editors, who proofread and much, much more, use spellcheck as a tool but read every word that appears in the paper. – Bill Walsh
I often write in pencil on paper and then type up later. It’s much quicker than using a keyboard. – Catherine Fisher
When I was 13, I worked for Western Union. When the telegrams came in, I would glue them on the paper and deliver them on my bicycle. – Francis Ford Coppola
