The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde. – Amy Schumer
There are 2,000 young-adult novels published a year, and hardly any of them ever break out. – Catherine Hardwicke
The bohar snapper – they have these huge canines. I got bit by one. One took a chunk out of my ear – they are much scarier than the sharks. – Brian Skerry
Comedies don’t get nominated for Oscars. It doesn’t happen. So when we set out to do a movie, it’s not what we’re thinking about. – Christopher Guest
I came out to L.A. in ’78 to be a musician. I didn’t get into comedy until the mid-Eighties. – Andy Kindler
My weight fluctuated when I was 30, and I did the unthinkable – I stepped out as a plus-sized model. – Carre Otis
We hung out on the streets, played stickball, and did all of the things that other kids did. – Bob Cousy