If you’re doing well, you’re a target, nobody’s interested in you except how you can be of use to them. – Richard Grant
Lots of people like Seth MacFarlane. Many other people like watching the Oscars. But nobody likes both, not even Seth MacFarlane, who has no idea what the Oscars are. – Rob Sheffield
I was always different from all the other kids, and I was doing things that nobody else did or seemed to have any interest in. – Rolf Harris
I didn’t expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often. – Shakira
Hyperbole has been part of elections since the days of John Adams, and there’s nobody better than Joe Biden to give us a little hyperbole, as we all know. – Stephen Pagliuca
Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they’ve been married to ’em for 53 years, you know? – Viggo Mortensen
I’m a journalist, so my friends are journalists: magazines, newspapers, even public radio. Nobody had their kids in public school. – Sandra Tsing Loh
Charles Ives was writing radically innovative music, but nobody performed it, and nobody knew about it. – Terry Teachout
All of us are private to ourselves. Nobody ever really knows anybody else. Everybody in the world keeps something to themselves. – Terry Wogan
People idealize or reminisce about their 20s, but nobody tells you beforehand that it’s hard and unglamorous and often very unpleasant. – Zosia Mamet