Yes, it’s true, I’ve been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare. – Leslie Nielsen
The kinds of things that we can make mistakes about are essentially unlimited in number. – Kathryn Schulz
To make your people understand what righteousness is, this must be the basis of all your teaching. – Joseph Barber Lightfoot
All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them. – Lou Holtz
After a couple of attempts at making shorts, I decided to make a feature film with a friend, Tom Hall, whom I’ve worked with ever since. – John Carney
What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
