I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. – Groucho Marx
‘Pears like I prayed all the time, ’bout my work, everywhere, I prayed an’ groaned to the Lord. – Harriet Tubman
I would like to read some books: I don’t have time; I would like to continue working on my autobiography. – Gunther Schuller
I have always compared our traditions of liberty, like those of Abraham Lincoln and Ho Chi Minh. – Hanoi Hannah
A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas. – G. H. Hardy
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic – just one of those unfortunate things. – G. Gordon Liddy
Spaceflight, especially in the Mercury spacecraft, clearly wasn’t going to be much like flying an airplane. – Henry Spencer
I do the things I like to do. It’s sort of a bigger version of having more than one hobby. – Harry Connick, Jr.
I would like to acquire a document autographed by John Witherspoon, who signed the Declaration of Independence and is one of my American heroes. – Gregg Harper
Phoebe Wolkind Ephron cracked wise like Dorothy Parker and looked like Katharine Hepburn. – Hallie Ephron