Dave Mackay is my definition of a superstar. The man broke his leg three times, but wouldn’t be carried off. He walked off. – George Best
Of course ankle length socks are cheaper, but they don’t cover the lower leg as hosiery should. – Roger Stone
If you’re got one leg, at least you haven’t got two legs missing. If you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, “At least I’m not dead!” – Ricky Gervais As David Brent, in The Office (UK).
