I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers
A standard ‘well woman’ checkup can last as little as 10 minutes, hardly time for any in-depth discussions. – Virginia Postrel
My pitch count as a general rule was 135. And I knew how many pitches I had when I went to the mound for the last three innings. – Tom Seaver
If Romney were a chair, he’d be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the imprint of whoever last sat on it. – Timothy Noah
The Cape Town is considerably increased within the last eight years. Its respectability with regard to strength has kept pace with its other enlargements and rendered it very secure against any attempt which is not made with considerable force. – William Bligh
In the last two years, the amount of legislation in the House of Representatives and state legislatures has been really unprecedented, that has focused on reproductive rights. – Sandra Fluke
My last passport, I had North Korea, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, Liberia, Guinea… I had, like, every war-torn country in there. – Shane Smith
If somebody actually came to me and said, ‘O.K., this is it: write your last ‘South Park’ episodes,’ I’d be like, ‘No, no, no.’ – Trey Parker
I put everything in that last lap, it was very emotional when I crossed the line. It was all I had, I gave it all. – Sebastian Vettel
So I was very close to ordination. I was delighted to be ordained a deacon, which is the last step between, before becoming a priest. But then it all fell apart. – Thomas Keneally