I’m not a joke guy; I’m not a stand-up comic.
– Eugene Levy
The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.
– Mitch Leigh
Desegregation is a joke.
– Nina Simone
A joke bombing on stage doesn’t bother me, especially if it’s intended to bomb.
– Mick Foley
Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.
– Milo Yiannopoulos
I joke that the Olympics is the warm-up to the Paralympics.
– Lee Pearson
I’ve been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain’t no joke.
– Jenifer Lewis
A symphony is no joke.
– Johannes Brahms
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don’t know the punchline.
– John Lloyd
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
– Jennifer Damiano
If I can’t face my accusers, that’s a joke. We did that in medieval times.
– Lance Armstrong
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
– Louisa May Alcott
Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
– Jessica Mitford
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter’s been great for that.
– Kyle Kinane
I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.
– LeBron James
Running for me is a sport. It’s not a joke. It’s serious.
– J. R. Martinez
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
– Sandra Bullock
Wearing heels is no joke.
– Ryan McCartan
We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It’s a joke. It doesn’t enforce the law.
– Russ Feingold
I can’t write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they’re just comedy recitals on a given subject.
– Ron Shock
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
– Ron White
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
If I can relate to the joke, it’s going to be funny.
– Sebastian Maniscalco
There’s no such thing as a hit joke.
People often say, “Is there anything you won’t joke about?” Yes, the handicapped.
– Ricky Gervais
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.
– Oliver Herford
I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.
– Pete Waterman
I get so happy when I write a joke. It’s a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
– Rita Rudner
Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.
– Rene Redzepi
Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
– Terry Eagleton