Does one of us have to come out alive?
– Kamala Harris
*Breaking News!* – Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled “just in case”.
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.