Throughout high school, I peddled my eggs, had a vendor stand at the local curb market – precursor to today’s farmers’ markets – and competed in 4-H contests and interscholastic debate.
– Joel Salatin
Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He’s never paid attention to me before, but now we’re on this date, going to see the ‘Sixth Sense.’ And right before the climax, he leans in – and I’m so excited, because I think we’re going to French-kiss – and then he tells me the twist. He completely ruins the movie for me.
– Jenny Slate