I think a guy who’s had just the right amount of booze can sing the blues a hell of a lot better than a guy who is stone sober. – Charlie Rich
The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? – P. J. O’Rourke
If you’re a comic, you don’t have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I’ve written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That’s one hell of a long speech. I’ve always had problems with that. – Dylan Moran
You have to believe that you are the character or the thing or whatever the hell you’re playing. – Chris Penn
My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they’d pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting. – Marianne Faithfull
The greatest competitor was Bob Gibson. He worked so fast out there and he always had the hood up. He always wanted to close his own deal. He never talked to you because he was battling so hard. I sure as hell don’t miss batting against him, but I miss him in the game. – Pete Rose
I mean, there’s a hell of a lot of grounds for protest, but you don’t do it through music. – Chico Hamilton
Our ‘neoconservatives’ are neither new nor conservative, but old as Bablyon and evil as Hell. – Edward Abbey
I learned early about the misery and dangers of life, and about the afterlife, about the external punishment which awaited the children of sin in Hell. – Edvard Munch
I have been to hell and back. I have seen the edge. I have seen the dark side of life. – Natalie Cole
My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons. – Don Johnson
The most he would do was to promise that the gates of hell should not prevail against it. It is about all that, looking back on the history of the Church, one can feel that they have not done. – Charles Williams
I don’t think I’m gonna die tomorrow or even two weeks from now, or even ever. I just don’t know – who the hell knows what’s gonna happen to them? Nobody! Isn’t that comforting? Nobody has a clue. I like that we don’t know. And I like that it’s somebody else’s decision, not mine. – Elaine Stritch
I’m not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! – Norman Rockwell
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be ‘What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?’ – Glenn Beck
We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. – Phil Robertson
If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some feel being baptized is sufficient. Others feel you must accept the Bible as immutable historical fact. Still others require a belief that all those who do not accept Christ as their personal savior are doomed to hell. – Dan Brown
That all who have ever been born men from the beginning of creation, and are deceased, are either in heaven or in hell, follows from those things which have been said and shown in the preceding article, namely, that Heaven and Hell are from the human race. – Emanuel Swedenborg
In the Church of Scotland, Episcopalian, you don’t have to believe in Heaven, but you definitely have to believe in Hell. – Neve McIntosh