Gum Quotes

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.

– Hank Ketcham

Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.

– Harold Edward Holt

It’s just a show. It’s not the end of Western Civilization. It’s chewing gum.

– Jerry Springer

I’m a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

– Allison Williams

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

– Bill Hader

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box – the result of mixing Lloyd’s of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

– Cecil Beaton

When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in.

– Mallory Ortberg

I don’t eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

– Karl Lagerfeld

I can’t live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.

– Kelis

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

– John Mason Brown

Presidential candidates don’t chew gum.

– Theodore C. Sorensen

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

– Tabatha Coffey

It’s changed throughout the years, but at one time I was a really big bubble gum ice cream fan. I’d spit the bubble gum pieces in a cup and then collect them.

– Timothy Olyphant