My hiatus timeline is so minimal, there’s only a select number of projects that I can go in for. – Jim Parsons
When I was a little kid, I loved imagining things. I’d go outside and put on a cape and just imagine I was somebody else. – Haley Joel Osment
I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I get stressed when they all don’t go up. – James Altucher
I used to teach improv courses in Amsterdam where we would do team-building exercises, and they can go south very quickly. – Ike Barinholtz
I’m into all things German. Everything that I own is German. As far as cars go, anyway. – Jason Statham
As far as men go, it is not what they are that interests me, but what they can become. – Jean-Paul Sartre
It seems that when anything aimed at kids catches on, it causes the collective antennae of the older set to go up. – Jeff Kinney
If a hamster has too many babies she knows she cannot carry, she not only abandons them, but she eats them. That means she doesn’t have to go out and hunt for food for herself. – Isabella Rossellini
I don’t have a Twitter account. I don’t go to fan club gatherings. I’m not one of those actors who spends a lot of time engaging with the audience. – Jane Elliot