How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they’re giving you an enema.
– Warren Beatty
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, ‘Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay I don’t know you, I have no idea who you are.’ I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I’ll be like, ‘Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?’
– Sherri Shepherd