The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it’s all downhill from that point. – Kevin Hart
My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. – Layne Staley
I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy. – Louis Tomlinson
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. – Kim Raver
Before ‘Scandal,’ I was actually cast in two other pilots. Both went to series, but I was fired and recast. For both, it was because they wanted me to sound more ‘girlfriend,’ more like ‘hood,’ more ‘urban.’ – Kerry Washington
When I first met my girlfriend, Mercy Malick, she asked me if there was anything I should tell her that could put her off me if she found out later. So I told her that I was a total ‘Star Wars’ geek and had boxes of ‘Star Wars’ toys in storage. – Joseph Gatt
I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn’t have the hot girlfriend. I wasn’t ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that. – Josh Brolin
You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend. – Billy Ray Cyrus Robby Ray Stewart in Hannah Montana.
When we meet, I’m interested and I’m curious about what he’s doing because he’s burning a number from a client. And I’m like, ‘Who is this?’ and my girlfriend’s like, ‘That’s a drug dealer. Stay away from him.’ – Rosario Dawson
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. – Orlando Bloom
I don’t like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It’s not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else. – Orlando Bloom
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid’s swing, pining away for his girlfriend. – Randal Kleiser
Just because we are women doesn’t mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. – Sarah Shahi
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can’t I have a mythical Congress? – Tina Brown
When I hold something that’s radioactive, it’s kind of an indescribable feeling. It’s kind of like when I’m with my girlfriend. – Taylor Wilson
You become very known for being someone’s girlfriend, and all of a sudden there’s all this hype and buzz for all the wrong reasons. – Sienna Miller
I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps. – Scott Foley
I thought that I was going to be Mrs. Michael Jackson, but I was ready at 20 and 21 to get married, and he was not even close to getting married or having a girlfriend at that time, but yes, we dated. We dated for a while. – Stephanie Mills