The safest person to have sex with is yourself. You don’t have to have sex with someone to show them you care. – Bath and North East Somerset Council Sex advice tweet from UK council during Covid-19 crisis, mocked by critics as “inappropriate”.
Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of you probably know what it means. For those of you who don’t, it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity. – Sacha Baron Cohen Ali G, Da Ali G Show.
[Talking about The Corrs] I’d push the brother out of the room, bend them all over, do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one who plays violin. – Ricky Gervais As David Brent, in The Office (UK).
