I don’t know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they terrify me. – Duke of Wellington
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. – Woody Allen
I don’t think sex could ever be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It’s not that sex is not great; just that the World Cup is only every four years and sex is a lot more regular than that. – Cristiano Ronaldo
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can’t stand is you. – Groucho Marx
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. – Homer Simpson
I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. – Woody Allen
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner