I’m doin’ something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it’s not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there’s no huge message or through line. – Hannibal Buress
Former vice president Al Gore has devoted his post-administration years to a mission to tell the world about global warming. It’s funny, but in his civilian life Gore has discovered the voice that voters had trouble hearing when he ran for president in 2000. The voice he has found is clear, impassioned, and moving. – Graydon Carter
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! – Hannah Murray
I love the funny and sweet moments I have with my cats, Jake and Frank, so I’m honored to be celebrating these moments at the Catdance Film Festival. – Hannah Simone
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in. – Hank Azaria
It’s funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren’t allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day, just because it has to be able to play forever. – Hannah Simone
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I’m in them! – Heather Graham
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
It’s funny, I lived my first 38 years of my life with maybe one or two people ever saying that I looked like Greg Kinnear. As soon as I get into the entertainment industry, now it’s 100 percent of people. – Greg Poehler
I just write and do what I think is funny. Sometimes, you do have it in your head about certain bits. There are certain jokes where I know if I did them in certain situations, it would irk people. There are times where I look at the news and see a story going on, and I’m like, ‘Wow, if I tweeted this, I would get press if I wanted to.’ – Hannibal Buress
It’s quite funny because I always talk to baby through Susie’s belly, and every time I start speaking, I just get kicked in the face. – Greg Rutherford
It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart. – Hannah Simone
We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life. – Howie Mandel
It’s funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy. – Hedy Lamarr
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. – H. G. Wells
I don’t know if you know you’re funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I’m funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn’t make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I’m pulling the wool over people’s eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do. – Greg Behrendt
I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they’d tell me, ‘You’re cute and nice but just not funny.’ – Gattlin Griffith
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren’t outrageous but then act like they are. – Harland Williams
I’m afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now it’s tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live. – Gordon Strachan