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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
– Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.
Ten men waiting for me at the door?
I’m tired, send one of them home.
It’s not the men in my life that counts – it’s the life in my men.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
You’re never too old to become younger.
I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
He’s the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Women are as old as they feel – and men are old when they lose their feelings.
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
Men are all alike – except the one you’ve met who’s different.
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
You can say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
He who hesitates is last.
Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.