Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it is destiny.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade – gigolo – John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He’s in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he’s Steve Jobs.
– Howie Carr