When I was the NIH director, I often expressed envy of institute directors: they had the money and ran the scientific programmes.
– Harold E. Varmus
A clever conjurer is welcome anywhere, and those of us whose powers of entertainment are limited to the setting of booby-traps or the arranging of apple-pie beds must view with envy the much greater tribute of laughter and applause which is the lot of the prestidigitator with some natural gift for legerdemain.
– A. A. Milne