There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups… but they’re coming for ya. It’s a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb. – Aaron Sorkin
I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war. – Barack Obama
I don’t have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb. – Bobby Knight
A lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future. – Clint Eastwood
We don’t need to dumb down our stuff. And it’s important to know how far we can push readers. – Ashwin Sanghi
Look – this is the terror of being a founder & CEO. It is all your fault. Every decision, every person you hire, every dumb thing you buy or do – ultimately, you’re at the end. – Ben Horowitz
We’re not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They’re the network and we’re the show. – Alia Shawkat
It’s a dumb question, because I don’t look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later. – Antoine Fuqua
If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don’t, you’re as dumb as he is. – Arnold Rothstein
The most famous actress who did the ‘dumb blond’ routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress. – Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
My comedy isn’t about being attractive – it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit. – Natasha Leggero
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys. – Curt Weldon
I’m pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I’ve only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half. – Mara Wilson
Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn’t made the mistakes I made, I wouldn’t have met the wonderful woman I’ve been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK. – Donald Sutherland
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton
Record companies would rather you stay dumb, not even think of it as a business, so they can either rip you off or get you out of the way in five years to make way for the new groups. – George Clinton
I’m really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that’s full-bodied and dry. – Esai Morales
I really enjoyed working on ‘Dumb & Dumberer’ with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together. – Eugene Levy
Look at Jessica Simpson. She’s famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn’t that dumb, but that’s how she was perceived – and that’s what got popular. – Danica McKellar