Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made. – John Berryman
I drink tons of water, because with the entire running around you can get dehydrated. – Jasmine Tookes
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. – The Bible Proverbs 31:6
Drink moderately, for drunkeness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise. – Miguel de Cervantes
I’m a technophobe. I can’t crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink. – Len Goodman
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. – Ring Lardner
Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while. – Simon Fowler