‘Shaggy Dog’ was a very, very important movie for me. It was a very enjoyable experience. – Robert Downey, Jr.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. – Rodney Dangerfield
I lived at home off and on until I was 37. I have about a million college credits. I’d worry about writing about anyone else because I’d be invading their privacy, but you can use your mom and dad and their dog for everything! – Peggy Rathmann
We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner. – Rachael Ray
Do you notice that all presidents have a dog? There is always a First Dog. Or two or three. You have to have a dog to be president, I guess. – Robert Fulghum
Up until the age of 12, I went to dog shows every weekend. Mum showed beagles. It’s a really competitive and eclectic world filled with characters who wear interesting outfits – similar to ‘Toddlers & Tiaras,’ but with dogs. – Rebel Wilson
I don’t have a life where it’s galas, posh affairs. It’s me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. – Phillip Lim
The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee. – Robert Falcon Scott
I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They’re massive, weimaraners; they’ve got big floppy ears. They look like a pointer, but they’re liver-coloured. – Phil Daniels
He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there’s another dog. – Rainer Maria Rilke
There is a movie called ‘My Dog Skip,’ starring my ‘Outsiders’ costar Diane Lane. I do not recommend it. If you have a child, particularly one about to leave home, watching this film is to be emotionally waterboarded. – Rob Lowe
Everyone knows dogs. Most people love dogs. I think most American families probably have a dog, but I don’t think people really realize or understand just how wonderful and special dogs are. – Robert Crais
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
Someone told me a woman bought a dog so she could take it to the same park where I go running, but I’m hoping that’s rubbish. – Richard C. Armitage
When you’re out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. – Rachael Ray
We kind of agree with Mao that political power comes largely from the barrel of a gun. And we get it that if you want a friend you should get a dog. – Ron Bloom
We have Beast, our Hungarian sheep dog. And he is so talented. He’s so smart. He knows his daily schedule. He has an extracurricular activity. He goes herding. He herds sheep. And we’ve been told that he’s quite gifted. – Priscilla Chan
That’s my takeaway from ‘Scream’ – I know I can fit in dog doors. You have to jimmy your body in a certain position and really hope you’re not wearing something super fancy. – Rose McGowan
Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog. – Robert Falcon Scott
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner
Most of an award-show host’s job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it’s the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel’s ‘Hero Dog Awards.’ – Rob Sheffield
To this day I don’t ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different. – Ralph Boston