He slipped quietly away with no pain or suffering and is now buried in the garden with lots of tennis balls. Rest now old friend. See you in the sweet bye and bye. – Monty Don Gardener’s tribute to his retriever Nigel who died aged 11.
Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Lucy van Pelt.
Lucy van Pelt: I’m on a new campaign to be nice to people. (She sees Snoopy.) While I’m at it I suppose I might as well include dogs. (pat pat pat.) Here’s a nice pat on the head. Snoopy: Thrillsville! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts.
Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before. – Gwyneth Paltrow
I have scars from every film I have made. There is nothing to protect actors. They treat you worse than a dog. You work like a slave, and you know, I like it. That is the way it should be. Every film should be like your last. – Golshifteh Farahani
The eldest and biggest of the litter was a dog cub, and when he drew his first breath he was less than five inches long from his nose to where his tail joined his back-bone. – Henry Williamson
My relaxation has always been my animals – going to the dog park with them, going to the beach. – Hilary Swank
Let Hercules himself do what he may, The cat will mew and dog will have his day. – William Shakespeare Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 1.
I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, Than such a Roman. – William Shakespeare Julius Caesar, Act 4, Scene 3.
I think the one that’s going to be the hardest to make into a film is the one that’s probably going to be made into a film, which is ‘The Art of Racing in the Rain.’ I mean, it’s narrated by a dog. How do you do that? But hopefully we’ll get to see. – Garth Stein
Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their feelings hurt. It’s not a far reach to give them opinions and values and long-term desires. – Garth Stein
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. – H. G. Bissinger
Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cannot speak. A dog has no thumbs. A dog can’t communicate his thoughts except with gestures. – Garth Stein
We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night. – Gerry Beckley
I work like a dog, really. I go over scripts like a mad man and just want to make sure I have my house built, so that I can just kind of go nuts inside of it. – Haley Webb
When you share your last crust of bread with a beggar, you mustn’t behave as if you were throwing a bone to a dog. You must give humbly, and thank him for allowing you to have a part in his hunger. – Giovanni Guareschi
I don’t have many friends in Philadelphia. I sort of have one. I have the dog and someone else. – H. G. Bissinger
I remember when I was writing ‘The Tin Drum,’ I had the totally misguided idea of giving Oskar Matzerath a sister, and he just wouldn’t have it. There was no space for a sister, yet I had the character of the sister in my head. In fact I used her in later novels, in ‘Cat and Mouse’ and ‘Dog Years,’ Tulla Pokriski. – Gunter Grass
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone, and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces him to sleep. – H. P. Lovecraft
We call ourselves a dog’s ‘master’ – but who ever dared to call himself the ‘master’ of a cat? We own a dog – he is with us as a slave and inferior because we wish him to be. But we entertain a cat – he adorns our hearth as a guest, fellow-lodger, and equal because he wishes to be there. – H. P. Lovecraft
One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on ‘Dog With a Blog’ is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues. – G. Hannelius
Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. – H. P. Lovecraft
The cat is classic whilst the dog is Gothic – nowhere in the animal world can we discover such really Hellenic perfection of form, with anatomy adapted to function, as in the felidae. – H. P. Lovecraft