Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt. – Jack Nicklaus
I didn’t mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. – Babe Ruth
I don’t keep diaries anymore; They’re quite incriminating. I just keep all the dirt road diaries in my head. – Luke Bryan
In ‘Deadwood,’ it was just extremely unaesthetic. They actually put underarm merkins on and covered me with dirt! – Robin Weigert