The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. – Douglas Adams
We’re all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven’t been caught yet. – Max Walker
There’s a difference between standing up and telling people what you’re planning to do and standing up and going and accomplishing something. – Paul Stanley
The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by DNA from an adult cell. What law or principle – secular, humanist, or religious – says that one combination of genetic material in a flask is OK, but another is not? – Nathan Myhrvold
I make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can’t tell the difference. – Christian Serratos
There is a vast difference in the pay package of every actor. Actors are also exploited at various levels, but when we are established, we get paid fairly well. But at times, if an actor asks for a hike, he/she may even get boycotted. – Divyanka Tripathi
I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. – Gabriel Iglesias
The difference between a murderer and myself is only that I choose not to do it. But I’m capable. – Nick Nolte
Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn’t right to be governor of Texas, why should he be president? – Dick Cheney
Politicians like to confuse congressional spending with earmarks. There is a difference. – Marsha Blackburn
There may be little practical difference between a Ford Mondeo and a BMW three series, but in terms of perceptions of who you are and what you are, then they are worlds apart. – Martin Jacques
The difference between psychedelia and digitalia ages will seem like a smooth blending in years to come and will be a mere blip on the screen. – Edward Ruscha
The difference between the denominational system and the public school system is all the difference between bolstering them up on the one hand and letting them alone of the other. – Edmund Barton
I’m sure I’m a schizophrenic. The problem is I can’t tell the difference between which one’s which, which one is the real me. – Nick Rhodes
Repetition creates pattern. If I have a hundred of these, a hundred of those, it doesn’t make any difference what these and those are. If I can repeat anything, I have the possibility of a pattern from hickory nuts and chicken eggs, shards of glass, branches. It doesn’t make any difference. – Dan Phillips
I wasn’t as fit as I would of liked to have been, going to the World Cup, but I’m not sure what difference that made. – David Beckham
The biggest difference between England and America is that England has history, while America has geography. – Neil Gaiman
For any actor, when you’re playing twin brothers, you have to be able to find the similarities between them as well as creating a difference between the two characters. If they just looked the same, what would the point of that be? – Efren Ramirez
I think it was just an opera. Now, you go to opera, you expect to see and hear what the opera is. So, it was Catfish Row. It was singers. Marvelous voices. It didn’t make no difference what color they were. – Cab Calloway
In order for President Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden to be moderates, they just have to present themselves between the extremes of Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul’s isolationism and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio’s hawkishness – the difference between living in a cave or conducting ourselves so that we’re in need of one. – Donna Brazile
There’s what people say, and there’s what people mean, and I like to explore the difference between the two. – Chris Cleave
There’s no difference between one’s killing and making decisions that will send others to kill. It’s exactly the same thing, or even worse. – Golda Meir
I used to say of Napoleon that his presence on the field made the difference of forty thousand men. – Duke of Wellington
The money between the first pick and the 10th pick – that’s a big difference! That’s like a $10-million-dollar difference. – Ezekiel Elliott
The line is a way of framing poetry. All verse is measured by lines. The poetic line immediately announces its difference from everyday speech and prose. – Edward Hirsch
If there is a substantial difference between a gay couple and a childless heterosexual couple, I’m unable to see it. – Daniel Keys Moran
