We weren’t by any means like the Grateful Dead or something, who could just roll on and on and on. – Neil Innes
I surprise myself that I’m not dead in the gutter somewhere, surprised that I haven’t given up. – Miguel Syjuco
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that’s better than an absent one is a dead one. – George S. Kaufman
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. – Penn Jillette