Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US count passes 2,000. – Daily Mail UK tabloid headline on Mexico shutting border to Americans.
We are a country of idiots. – Unknown Angry tweet after Londoners stand shoulder to shoulder clapping for healthcare workers on Westminster Bridge, in breach of coronavirus safety rules.
You don’t have the brains you were born with. – Donald Trump To CNN reporter, who asked if was the time for self congratulations on coronavirus figures.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says “I’ll have a Corona please, hold the virus” – Unknown
The Fake News Media and their partner, the Democrat Party, is doing everything within its semi-considerable power…to inflame the Coronavirus situation. – Donald Trump
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me. – Unknown
The pride in who we are is not a part of our past, it defines our present and our future. – Queen Elizabeth II Message to British people during coronavirus crisis.
With all this talk of coronavirus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together. – Unknown
It totally floored me, every part of me hurt, from my eye sockets to the tips of my fingers, I had no energy, I couldn’t sustain a conversation, which as you can imagine for me, is hell. – Mary Lou McDonald After recovering from coronaviris.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant “what kills the coronavirus?” She replied to me “Ammonia Cleaner” I said “Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here” – Unknown
*Breaking News!* – Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled “just in case”. The whole lot collapsed and buried him. – Unknown
It’s a false choice to make, saying that you either open the economy or everything goes to hell. You cannot make this economy grow until you deal with the virus. They’re one and the same. You can’t deal with the economic crisis until you deal with the health care crisis. – Joe Biden Arguing that economy could only rebound once public health emergency was brought under control.
They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on. – Unknown
I’ve lost a couple children, I’ve lost a wife and it is incredibly difficult to go through and it’s harder to go through when you haven’t had an opportunity to be with the person while they’re dying. – Joe Biden On difficulty that comes with not being able to be with loved ones dying from coronavirus.
I hope in the years to come everyone will be able to take pride in how they responded to this challenge. And those who come after us will say that the Britons of this generation were as strong as any. That the attributes of self-discipline, of quiet good-humored resolve and of fellow-feeling still characterize this country. – Queen Elizabeth II Message to British people during coronavirus crisis.
In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States! – Donald Trump
Chinese doctors have confirmed the name of the first person to contract coronavirus. His name is Ah-Chu. – Unknown
Chuck Norris has been exposed to the coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month. – Unknown
If we winter this one out, we can summer anywhere. – Seamus Heaney Attributed, and much quoted to offer hope during coronavirus pandemic.
Sorry, but this makes me puke. If you care this much about the NHS, @victoriabeckham – then why are you taking taxpayer money the NHS desperately needs – and you DON’T need – to furlough your staff & prop up your failing business? – Piers Morgan Angry tweet during coronavirus lockdown in UK.
We will defeat this coronavirus and defeat it together. We will win because our NHS is the beating heart of this country. It is the best of this country. It is unconquerable. It is powered by love. – Boris Johnson After release from hospital, where he was treated for coronavirus.
I have today left hospital after a week in which the NHS has saved my life, no question. It’s hard to find words to express my debt. I will be grateful for the rest of my life. – Boris Johnson After release from hospital for coronavirus treatment.
It could have been stopped in China before it started and it wasn’t, and the whole world is suffering from it. – Donald Trump On coronavirus.
Liberate Minnesota!…Liberate Michigan!…Liberate Virginia, and save your great 2nd Amendment. It is under siege! – Donald Trump In three tweets demanding the lifting of coronavirus restrictions.
