Man travels 20km to sunbathe naked on Galway beach despite Covid-19 lockdown
The Irish Sun headline
Disinfectant…it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside, or almost a cleaning? Because it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.
– Donald Trump
*Breaking News!* – Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled “just in case”.
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.