Every stand-up I’ve done, every series I have done, there have been ten different people complaining. Well, thousands of people. Everyone thinks their complaint is the worst thing. – Ricky Gervais
I am basically a complainer and all the grounds for complaint have been swept out from under me. – Joseph Epstein
My biggest complaint with tights is that they do not accommodate skinny-ankled people like myself. – Zooey Deschanel
