A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit. – Wavy Gravy
I have a penchant for playing God’s clowns. Actually, I played Nijinsky once, and he used to call himself God’s clown. – Stephen Lang
I was a terrible painter – my portraits looked like the evil chimera love-children of Picasso’s demoiselles and the BBC test card clown. – Sarah Hall
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It’s sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It’s not going to end well. – Stephan Pastis
