And let a scholar all earth’s volumes carry, he will be but a walking dictionary: a mere articulate clock.
– George Chapman
I marketed pens – on the phone. But the beauty of the gig was that you had to call these strangers and say, ‘Hi, how ya doing?’ You made up a name, like, ‘Hey, it’s Edward Quartermaine from California. You’re eligible to receive this grandfather clock or a trip to Tahiti.’ You promise them all these things if they buy a gross of pens.
– Johnny Depp