Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous! – Charles M. Schulz Peanuts, Linus van Pelt.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. – Bob Phillips
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. – Burton Hillis
In Christmas Bloody Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup: Peace on earth, goodwill to men, And make them do the washing-up. – Wendy Cope
In Christmas The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
In Christmas Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. – Hamilton Wright Mabie
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that? – Bob Hope
In Books One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. – J. K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in U.S. and India). Albus Dumbledore.
In Christmas I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange. – Henny Youngman
In Christmas If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas. – Edward Asher As Santa, in Elf.
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves. – Evic Sevareid
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in. – Les Dawson
In Christmas Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. – Norman Vincent Peale
Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values. – Thomas S. Monson
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. – Andy Rooney
And so this is Christmas and what have you done Another year over, a new one just begun And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun The near and the dear ones, the old and the young. – John Lennon and Yoko Ono Happy Xmas (War is Over)
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. – Washington Irving
In Christmas Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas, Don’t eat it, keep it alive, It could be yu mate an not on yu plate Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side. I got lots of friends who are turkeys An all of dem fear christmas time, Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it An humans are out of dere mind. – Benjamin Zephaniah Talking Turkeys.
In Christmas Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. – Oren Arnold
In Christmas What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. – Agnes M. Pharo