Praying is like a rocking chair – it’ll give you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere. – Gypsy Rose Lee
One of the lies that we tell ourselves is that we’re making progress; but Huey’s chair’s empty. – H. Rap Brown
It turned out to be exactly that, but more challenging emotionally. I looked at it in a more physical way, having to act in a chair and move around. But it really was more emotionally challenging. – Gregory Hines
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere. – Glenn Turner
Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It’s a bit like being in a psychiatrist’s chair – but more enjoyable. – Jack Whitehall
As for antichrist occupying the papal chair, it is evident that a pope living contrary to Christ, like any other perverted person, is called, by common consent, antichrist. – Jan Hus
When I hear something that comes from me that makes me fall down off my chair, it’s not often. – Celine Dion
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist’s chair. – Augusten Burroughs
I try to write in the mornings, as soon as I’m up and caffeinated, and to stay in the chair as long as I can be productive. – Adam Mansbach
A further point is that, little by little, in the current universe, everything is slowly being named; nor does this have anything to do with the older Aristotelian universals in which the idea of a chair subsumes all its individual manifestations. – Fredric Jameson
I doubted that there were Communists hiding behind every corporation desk and director’s chair. – Gloria Swanson
It is a question whether, when we break a murderer on the wheel, we do not fall into the error a child makes when it hits the chair it has bumped into. – Georg C. Lichtenberg
So I was at the Actor’s Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, ‘Well, I could kill that chair!’ – Ellen Burstyn
I don’t like to fly. What’s it called when the plane shakes? Turbulence, takeoffs… I grab my chair, close my eyes, count to 30, breathe, and pray. – Chanel Iman
Humanity’s become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair. – Edward Bond
I’ve been performing since 1955. I’m going to have to keep performing till I die because I’m not going to die in some rocking chair with a big ol’ beer belly. – Dick Dale
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That’s all there is to it. – Charlaine Harris
We’re not handling things anymore before they arrive on our doorstep. I like to feel how thin porcelain can be, run my hand over a textile, see if I want to sit in a chair. – Nate Berkus
I never staged a coup. They picked me up. Like I say, they forced me to become premier, maybe hoping that by that way, they send me to the electric chair. – Nguyen Cao Ky
When you have a bunch of comfortable upholstered pieces, a single bronze or brass chair really turns the energy up. – Nate Berkus