If you like quick put-downs and aggressive interactions with the audience, you will probably not enjoy the rambles of an unusual character act making jokes about cats for an hour. – Amy Hoggart
I like animal sidekicks. They seem to be a pretty cool trope of post-apocalyptic fiction – just because if you’re going to have this lone protagonist, they’re going to need someone to talk to. Dogs are overused, and cats are dumb. So that leaves monkeys. – Brian K. Vaughan
Robots already perform many functions, from making cars to defusing bombs – or, more menacingly, firing missiles. Children and adults play with toy robots, while vacuum-cleaning robots are sucking up dirt in a growing number of homes and – as evidenced by YouTube videos – entertaining cats. – Peter Singer
I love all animals. I just happen to prefer cats. They’re really chill, and they’re loving yet not loving. I relate to them, in a way. – Camren Bicondova
I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends. – Cathy Freeman
Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure would be grounds for felony cruelty charges if inflicted upon our cats and dogs. – Peter Dinklage
I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21. – Eric Roberts
GPS works great. I recommend it for all cat owners who want to know what their cats do when they’re not there, if you can stand the ridicule from your friends. – Caroline Paul
My first guitar was a Gretsch 6120, and I just loved listening to artists like Elvis, Chuck Berry and Stray Cats. – Drake Bell
I’m an avid animal lover. When I was 16, I wanted to be a vet or a zookeeper. I grew up with animals. At one time we had between five and eight dogs in the house, with four cats. We’re menagerie people. – Misty May-Treanor
We still get those kind of cats coming out to our shows. Once you’re into it, you’re into it for a lifetime. – Dimebag Darrell
As my career has progressed, I’ve had the pleasure of playing with the baddest jazz cats on the planet. But that doesn’t change my desire to entertain folks. That’s really who I am. – George Benson
There’s nothing good on the news. You’re not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean? – Noel Gallagher
I was being ridiculed for going to school… But, you see, I had looked hard at the other musicians and the whole show-business scene… They were doing with jazz musicians what they usually reserved for rock n’ roll cats: making them overnight successes, then overnight antiques. – Donald Byrd
I’m hostile to men, I’m hostile to women, I’m hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I’m afraid of horses. – Norman Mailer
Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats. – Paula Poundstone
We have associations to things. We have, you know, we have associations to tables and to – and to dogs and to cats and to Harvard professors, and that’s the way the mind works. It’s an association machine. – Daniel Kahneman
There was a brief period of time when I was very young where I thought I wanted to be a veterinarian – largely because I liked cats – but then somebody told me I would have to cut animals open, and that was the end of that. – Marie Brennan
What the ‘supposed 99 percent’ don’t realize is that they are better off if there are more fat cats, not less. – Foster Friess
My cats – I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters. – Evanna Lynch
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal. – Eddie Izzard
I was raised on Elvis Presley and Buddy Holly and discovered the Stray Cats when I was 11 or 12 years old. – Drake Bell
If you’re curious, you’ll probably be a good journalist because we follow our curiosity like cats. – Diane Sawyer
Cats aren’t cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can’t train a cat in the same way. – Michael Showalter