NFL fans have less sympathy for fallen players than the Romans had for blind Christians. – Stephen Rodrick
No more turning a blind eye to Chinese spies in our nuclear labs. No more keeping silent about Chinese slave labor camps. – Steve Forbes
It’s simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it’s so unnecessary. – Willard Scott
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. – Tom Lehrer
