A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says “I’ll have a Corona please, hold the virus” – Unknown
Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped! – Joni Mitchell
I’ve seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. – Johnny Bench
Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers. – Charles Duhigg
You can’t just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar. – Brendon Urie
Domestic goddesses have infiltrated everybody’s lives and raised the bar way too high. – Daisy Donovan
I was in one bar band from 1965 to ’69, then I was in another one from 1970 to ’79 – a 9-year bar band! – Eric Carr
I was a go-go dancer at the Dom on East 10th Street in NYC. This was a glittering ballroom over Stanley’s Bar. 1965. – Fanny Howe
An architect’s most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site. – Frank Lloyd Wright
Lincoln, steeped in the Bible and Shakespeare, set an impossibly high bar for presidential prose. – Jonathan Raban
I don’t get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card. – Jamie Zawinski
I did go to cheder and was a bar mitzvah. We were members of an Orthodox synagogue, although we were not religious. My grandfather was Polish. He came to Ireland in the ’30s. – Lenny Abrahamson
I’ve never met a woman ever, anywhere, bar none, that was more feminine than Dixie Carter. – Jean Smart
The bar was very high-we had to really make sure that we got what we really wanted, that it was a real finished album. We weren’t going to give up until we got that. – Roger Andrew Taylor
