The thing about growing older is that your children get taller than you so they can see your bald spots. – Prince Charles
Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball! – James Taylor
I was thinking, ‘If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.’ – Jennifer Coolidge