This is why it’s bad to run a country by executive order: because our nation runs on laws – when everyone knows the law, and everyone knows what it is, you know both the law and the consequence, and you get that. – James Lankford
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet. – Isaac Bashevis Singer
I’ve had five weddings but if I’m really honest and if I count significant de factos… I’ve had nine husbands… which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I’m 65 it’s not so bad. – Jacki Weaver
Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That’s always how we’re going to get our laughs as comics. – Jeff Ross
The Australians are actually the worst of the criminals from the United Kingdom, but not worst as in toughest. They’re the ones who did stupid little things and got caught for it. Bad criminals. – Joel Edgerton
The bad news is that my thin melanoma has something called mitosis, which means the cancer cells are dividing and multiplying even as I write. My thin melanoma has already spread outside of the tumor and into the deep layers of skin. – Jane Green
There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it’s not so much a good joke anymore. ‘Everybody’s from Scranton; no one’s in Scranton.’ – Joe Biden
I have seen good nurses and bad nurses. They existed along a continuum: from hard-working, kind and competent people, to office-hugging, bone-idle types, to apathetic, disengaged automatons. – Jo Brand
Why, we have invented the whole machinery of the supernatural, with its unseen spirits and powers, good and bad, to account for things, because we found the universal everyday nature too cheap, too common, too vulgar. – John Burroughs
I’ve never seen a film get away completely unscathed like I have ‘Animal Kingdom.’ There’s not a single bad review that I’ve read of it yet; all through Sundance, all it got was high praise. – Joel Edgerton
I’m really quite bad at coming up with plot ideas. I like to create characters and just see what will happen to them when I let them loose! – Judy Blume
The last time I played rugby, I busted my nose bad, and that’s incentive not to get down and dirty in the park anymore. – Jai Courtney
I mean I’m not smarter than the market, but I can recognize a good tape and a bad tape. I recognize when it’s right and when it’s wrong and that’s what my strength is. – Jim Cramer
There’s nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It’s bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. – Ike Barinholtz
In 1979, when I was 39, I had such a bad year, I thought it was all over. Thankfully it wasn’t. – Jack Nicklaus
I have a soft spot for art that, in terms of subject matter and material, is in bad taste. – Jerry Saltz
Our phones are so intimately connected to us, to our lives. Putting advertising on a device like that is a bad idea. You don’t want to be interrupted by ads when you’re chatting with your loved ones. – Jan Koum
I was tormented with guilt for years and years. In fact, it was so bad that if I didn’t feel wrong, I didn’t feel right! – Joyce Meyer
I think there’s a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they’ve got a bad rap. It came after Edgar Bergen because everybody had a little cheeky boy dummy like Charlie McCarthy, and everybody decided to become a ventriloquist because Bergen had popularized it. He brought it back from the doldrums of vaudeville. – Jeff Dunham
Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there. – John Aniston
A huge amount of what goes on in the Middle East has to do with people being fed really bad information. – Jimmy Wales
All writers are the same – they forget a thousand good reviews and remember one bad one. – Irwin Shaw
