For God’s sake, open the pubs again before we all become alcoholics. – The Irish Times Letter writer’s plea as alcohol sales rise during coronavirus shotdown.
I could have seen myself being a teacher. Or going into the military. Or being some kind of do-gooder with a death wish. But more likely than anything I would have beena alcoholic. – Anne Hathaway
I know an alcoholic and it’s no laughing matter – particularly for his wife. She’s got alopecia, so not a happy home life. – Ricky Gervais As David Brent, in The Office (UK).