In the first place, my parents are different religions, and all the children in our family are atheists. If you want to know the truth, I can’t even stand ministers. The ones they’ve had at every school I’ve gone to, they all have these Holy Joe voices when they start giving their sermons. God, I hate that. I don’t see why the hell they can’t talk in their natural voice. They sound so phony when they talk.

J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye. Chapter 14, Holden nails his colors to the mast by declaring he is an atheist and tells how he hates “Holy Joe” ministers.