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I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.
George W Bush

I'm much more than a pair of breasts. I represent success, hard work and fun!
Pamela Anderson

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Hillary Clinton

I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President.
George W Bush

I'm the master of low expectations.
George W Bush

In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their eyes to a screen, and that the average American wouldn't have time for it.

It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.
Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895

It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.
George W Bush

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The 'telephone' is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, pointing at an old-fashioned fuse box while on a tour of a factory near Edinburgh

It will be years - not in my time - before a woman will become Prime Minister.
Margaret Thatcher, 1974

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.
George W Bush

It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody running around just covered with syphilis? And then it was destroyed by the volcano.
Dynasty star Joan Collins, on her version of history

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Dan Quayle

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

King George II said in 1773 that the American colonies had little stomach for revolution.

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872

Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.
George W Bush, May 1, 2003

My answer is to bring them on.
George W Bush, on Iraqi militants attacking US forces

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Ronald Reagan, during radio microphone test

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation.
Walt Disney executive, considering viability of movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.
Ozzy Osbourne

One has to expect the level of violence will either stay where it is or go up or down modesty during this period as they attempt to prevent from happening that which is going to happen.
Donald Rumsfeld, US Defense Secretary assesses the rebel threat in the run-up to elections in Iraq, January 2005

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we.
George W Bush

Radio has no future.
Lord Kelvin, Victorian physicist and President of Royal Society, c. 1897

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
George W Bush

Rural Americans are real Americans. There's no doubt about that. You can't always be sure with other Americans. Not all of them are real.
Dan Quayle

Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.

Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan.
Mary Somerville, radio presenter, in 1948

That 'rainbow' song is no good. It slows the picture down.
Anonymous MGM producer, after first screening of The Wizard of Oz

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives.
Admiral William Leahy, on US Atomic Bomb Project, to President Truman in 1945

The future will be better tomorrow.
Dan Quayle
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