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Stupid Quotes 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day.
Linda Evangelista, supermodel

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
Linda Evangalista, supermodel

I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!
Pamela Anderson

I feel my best when I'm happy.
Winona Ryder

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures.
Thomas Edison, in 1926

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
George W Bush

I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
George W Bush

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George W Bush

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
George W Bush

I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Britney Spears

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
Mariah Carey, on the death of the King of Jordan

I never knew a guitar player worth a damn.
Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis, in 1954

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.
George W Bush

I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
George W Bush

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
George W Bush

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Dan Quayle

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky . . . a pulsating force of incredible energy.
David Arquette

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Alicia Silverstone

I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.
George W Bush

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas J. Watson, 1943, Chairman of the Board of IBM

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W Bush

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W Bush

I understand small business growth. I was one.
George W Bush

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.
Raquel Welch, on Larry King Live

I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.
George W Bush

I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel.
George W Bush

I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.
Monica Lewinsky, on Larry King Life, discussing weight loss through the Jenny Craig program

If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?
Duke of Edinburgh Price Philip, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shootings

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, commending on Chinese eating habits to World Wildlife Fund Conference in 1986

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
George W Bush

If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator.
George W Bush

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.
singer Cyndi Lauper on AIDS

If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to British students in China during Royal visit there.
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