I
must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?.
Spike Milligan |
I
shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm
to prove it.
Spike Milligan |
I
spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody
told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan |
I
thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then
I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan |
I
told you I was ill.
Spike Milligan
Epitaph he chose |
I
woke up this morning and I was still alive, so I am pretty cheerful.
Spike Milligan
on being 79 |
I'm
having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the
appropriate form.
Spike Milligan
on seeking permission to celebrate 80th birthday
with 12,000 ft skydive |
If
I could write words
Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
What a bonfire my letters would make.
If I could speak words of water,
You would drown when I said
"I love you."
Spike Milligan |
Is
there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect
working order.
Spike Milligan |
It
is every little girl's dream to be
The fairy on a Christmas tree.
A wand in her hand,
A smile on her face.
And a tree in a most peculiar place.
Spike Milligan |